what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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