Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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