Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just cropdusted the office
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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