It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
false alarm. still invincible.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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