I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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