Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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