do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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