Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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