So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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