Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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