You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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