i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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