I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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