Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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