I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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