ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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