All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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