On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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