Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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