The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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