fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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