Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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