Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sorry about my life...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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