so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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