wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
A+ Viking dick
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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