come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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