if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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