South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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