mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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