So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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