So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
