dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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