You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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