Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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