There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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