some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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