I can't watch pbs sober anymore
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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