You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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