what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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