plz talk dirty to me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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