He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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