You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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