VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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