if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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