Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
