I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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