ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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