very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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