I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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