ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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