My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
