Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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