Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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