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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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