He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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