he thought i was a dude.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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